he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
should my penis look like a turkey
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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