This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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