I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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