I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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