Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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