that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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