If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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