the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
