Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's rum buckets o'clock
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
