Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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