the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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