Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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