idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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