8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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