he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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