honey bunches of taint.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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