Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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