Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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