don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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