all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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