You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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