wrigley field is MILF paradise
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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