I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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