I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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