once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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