i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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