they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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