just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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