Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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