You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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