Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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