well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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