i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
false alarm, still single
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