North Korea, Best Korea!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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