READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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