You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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