I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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