I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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