I'm drive I can fine osifer
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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