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• (620): View more from Kansas

  my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"

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  you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.

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  you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle

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• (850): View more from Florida

  why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Im calling him

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  There's lube on my homework. #priorities

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