Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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