I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
