I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You did what with his pubic hair?
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