One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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