We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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