i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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