is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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