just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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