Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
