Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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