I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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