Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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