they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
