i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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