Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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