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I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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