Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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